Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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