I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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