remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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