But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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