You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm too high and old for this...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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