seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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