Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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