You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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