Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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