How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
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I'm too high and old for this...
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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