remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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