That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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