so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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