do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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