got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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