Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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