So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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