hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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