and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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