I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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