I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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