Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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