sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Non-Jews are for practice
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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