dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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