Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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