gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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