Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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