Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
you didnt know i had herpes?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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