about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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