dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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