ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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