i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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