So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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