The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
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The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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