I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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