maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.