There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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