My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
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Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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