mondays should just be called national damage control day
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I'm really busy with my period
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