fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Randomize
