Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
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I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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