ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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