Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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