He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
