Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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