i jhust puked up my retainher.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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