Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I need to wash the frat house off of me
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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