I wannas sexs uuuuu
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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