I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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