Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just want nice things and good sex
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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