That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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