New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Do vagina's smell?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
