i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
