peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
