Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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