her facebook's as public as her vagina
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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